No Happy Nonsense

All Posts Filed Under: Essays


2023/12/16: Top Golf Sucks

2023/11/04: You Know I Need Someone

2023/10/14: Two Memes From the Pit

2022/01/12: Spending Some Creative Time With Robots

2020/08/07: If You Aren't Spending the Next 96 Hours Watching 48 Hours of Golf, Are You Really Living?

2020/02/28: If You Sit Too Close You'll Ruin Your Eyes

2019/11/05: Bands Who Eponymously Consume

2019/10/02: Thoughts on Doing More or Less

2019/09/20: I Know a Good Spot

2019/09/09: Toil Endlessly and Enjoy the Fruits of Your Labor

2019/08/27: The Only Thing Left Is to Weigh Our Options

2019/08/14: Remembering That Time I Almost Passed Out From Dehydration

2019/08/05: Something About Faking It and the Planet

2019/05/28: It's Called Taylor Ham, Dammit.

2019/05/21: Self-Despair and Social Media

2019/05/15: You Couldn't Even Watch All the Trailer Reaction Videos That Exist

2019/05/07: Everything Is Dumb and I Cried a Lot: Human Existence, Summarized

2019/04/30: You Won't Always Have a Calculator With You

2019/04/23: Yeah but I Pledged to Stop Running the Faucet When I Brush My Teeth, so I'm Doing My Part

2019/04/16: Perpetual Coffee Machines

2019/04/09: How You Spend Your Free Time

2019/03/26: This Corporate Borezone That Dominates Everything