May 02, 2020

"sir, please put down
the lysol and come out
of the empty chipotle
with your hands up."

"i'm the only one here.
i can give you double rice
and double meat and we can
just go about the rest of
our lives peacefully."

"sir, if you think
you can bribe me,
you need to give me
something better than
a burrito bowl with
extra rice and meat."

"... triple meat?"