The Show
August 15th, 2020

hello, is anyone there?
mr. taylor, can you open the door?
we've been getting complaints about how
you're listening to Seinfeld episodes
at max volume
and it's disturbing some of the other tenants.

also people are complaining about the full-on rage screams
that you've been doing at the end of every episode.
sir, please open the door and we'll get you some help.